asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

jutsei:

Playing a co-op game for the first time with friends who are very good at it

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forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.

 - muffled attack on titan opening in the distance
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obfuscatingreality:

attackonsociallife:

cherry-chipmunk:

I imagine the people living inside Wall Rose going about their daily lives then they hear this and they’re like “ohhhh shit’s goin’ down beyond the wall”

holy fucking shit i actually peed abit i laughed so much

"Well, there goes that angry Eren kid again."

kissmyaxes:

I want this to be a real thing

kissmyaxes:

I want this to be a real thing

i-am-of-asgard:

This actually makes sense

your move america 

pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars


What a cockmunch
Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off
but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars

What a cockmunch

Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off

but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

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Animal Crossing In A Nutshell

sapphberry:

actionhankbeard:

Yo Pataki is a re imagining of the Hey Arnold characters as young adults. The series (hypothetically) would center around a 26 year old Helga Pataki who is now a bartender works at the family owned business, Big Bob’s Cafe.

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Helga

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When Big Bob’s Beepers goes out of business,…

I JUST NOTICED SID’S SHIRT. I REMEMBER THAT SHORT.

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sandandglass:

"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."

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if you ever want to hear the neon genesis evangelion theme at any time just call 309-889-0497

fiendswithbenefits:

zchr:

i just set it up and it seems to be working

if you’re at the club and someone asks for your number just give them this