yungterra:

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freshprlncess:

food-vacuum:

how does phone sex end?

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artemuscain-thespoopyone:

kenborden:

wow i can’t believe egoraptor has his own movie

Does he lose the tournament by not reading instructions?

artemuscain-thespoopyone:

kenborden:

wow i can’t believe egoraptor has his own movie

Does he lose the tournament by not reading instructions?

momentsbyalg:

Listen to me, Dean Winchester. What you’re feeling right now — it’s not death. It’s life — a new kind of life.Open your eyes, Dean. See what I see. Feel what I feel. And let’s go take a howl at that moon.”


I don’t reblog Supernatural very often, but this made me laugh really hard.

momentsbyalg:

Listen to me, Dean Winchester. What you’re feeling right now — it’s not death. It’s life — a new kind of life.Open your eyes, Dean. See what I see. Feel what I feel. And let’s go take a howl at that moon.”

I don’t reblog Supernatural very often, but this made me laugh really hard.

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

beevomitbooboo:

beevomitbooboo:

beevomitbooboo:

sixpenceee:

Who remembers the Berenstain Bears? Many people actually remember it as the Berenstein Bears. It’s part of the Mandela theory, or a term that someone is positive something happened although it didn’t. Many attribute these false memories as a glimpse into a parallel universe. (Source)

Ok nonononono fuck no I swear I have these on my shelf and I swear to god they say Berenstein, I am checking right now this cannot be real

WHAT THE FUCJK THEY ALL FUKCING SAY BERENSTAIN THEY DIDN’T SAY THAT WHEN i WAS A CHILD I DON’T UNDERSTAND. THIS CANNOT BE REAL, THIS CANNOT BE A THING

It was DEFINITELY Berenstein though, this is blowing my mind. If you had asked me before this moment I would have spelled it that way, and now I have like ten books on my shelf spelled like freaking Berenstain.

nowyoukno:

lonewolfpawprints:

coelasquid:

nowyoukno:

(Sources: 1, 2, 3) Follow Nowyoukno for more.

I always thought the “but satisfaction brought him back” part was a joke from the Munsters.

Here’s another one: “Jack of all trades, master of none,” is just one half of the saying. The other half reads “but better than a master of one.”

Okay one more: “Ignorance is bliss” is also only half of the saying. It’s “When ignorance is bliss, ‘tis folly to be wise.”

"Hey Hey Hey" is only half of the real saying. 

"Hey Hey Hey, smoke weed everyday."

black-jack-o-hare:

Blackjack’s ready for more anons. Ask about my back story, Rocket’s tragic past. Whatever! I’ve got downtime.

xenix:

I took a 5 min break after working on this server thing for over 8 hours now. and so far I’ve seen at least 10 posts going like “why do you support him he’s an asshole” followed by either things I’ve long (sincerely) apologized for or things I never even did once (rape jokes, transphobic remarks, etc)

idk, it’s just that this is affecting me both mentally and physically now.

You’re like, tumblr’s greatest champion. don’t listen to those people.

gingerelliebelle:

llawlietofficial:

I found my new favorite twitter account.

i lost it at ‘lays’

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

sociallyawkwardhufflepuff:

doooodles
hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

megasonger:

Do you hear me, Snake? I am The End! I am here to send you to your ultimate fate!

megasonger:

Do you hear me, Snake? I am The End! I am here to send you to your ultimate fate!