parent: shit vine wont open fast enough FUCK
yes making a joke about a child about to potentially pour BOILING HOT WATER ON THEMSELVES AND GET BURNED POSSIBLY SEVERELY is funny
i know nigga thats why i said it
we all know this is a cartoon child right?…..right?
Fighting evil by moonlight. Selling propane by daylight.
I’ve waited my whole life for this
What the fck I’m squeaking
NO NOO nO onOOO
Reblogging so I remember to make ALL of these…
I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant
Except….didn’t the spell immediately rebound on Voldemort, destroying his physical form? It’s hard to throw around infants when you don’t have a body.
I don’t get it
I don’t get it either..
DOES ANYONE FUCKING GET THIS?!
This was a triumph.
I’m making a note here:
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.
We do what we must
For the good of all of us. (except the ones who are dead.)
But there’s no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake…
And the science gets done
And you make a neat gun~
For the people who are still alive
I’m not even angry
I’m being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
and tore it to pieces
and threw every piece into a fire
As it burned it hurt because i was so happy for you
now these points of data make a beautiful line
and we’re out of beta, we’re releasing on time.
My parents and I were watching the Hobbit but then they both fell asleep so I stopped the movie and started Return of the King about halfway through and when my dad woke up he just looked at me with this horrified expression and whispered what day is it?